I was thinking about posting something cool, metaphysical, crazy-deep. And then I was like, shit, I don't feel well and I don't want to go back to school. So time for a funny, what's off the top of my head kind of wall post. I now present, in living colour:
THE PHWA PHWA MOMENT.
The phwa phwa moment often occurs when you least expect it. Usually, everything is streaming forward in Disney-animation level beauty. For example, you are texting a really cute guy. He is totally flirting, turning up the heat, making you shiver in antici......pation. You feel like sparkles are going to shoot out of your ears--this is the most amazing thing you've experience...well, at least in a few days. And then, out of the blue, he says "Hey, could I have the phone number of your best friend? like, i know she's dating that one guy,or whatever, but she's hot." Cue that horrible, depressing tuba fart sound effect-- the Phwa Phwa Moment in action.
I have had a million phwa phwas in my life. In fact, my facebook status updates often end with something like phwa phwa that ----. These moments live to bring you down. Make you cry. I'm a horrible crier; I cry about everything, and these are the worsts. The time when you think everything is going to go your way, for once, and then *phwa!!!!!*. Meh.
So, I am proposing a new action: let us fight the phwa phwas. Instead of getting depressed about something not going your way, take a deep breath, imagine a sparkly sound effect, and say, "Screw it, I'm putting on some lipgloss and going to Starbucks/painting my nails/smashing some pottery". A resolution I can embrace whole heartedly.
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